M*A*S*H
Can you finish these random lines from Capt. Hawkeye Pierce?
There's no telling what Hawkeye could say next... Unless you know exactly what he's going to say next!
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Hawkeye Pierce was a lot of things to the 4077th unit on M*A*S*H. He was an excellent surgeon, good friend and a hilarious person.
He’s known for his quick one-liners and effortless comebacks, even to authority figures.
There was no telling what joke or wise-crack Hawkeye would say.
Take your best guess as to what Pierce was saying as you try to complete these lines from M*A*S*H.
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- Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: “We could be in Helsinki training track stars and chasing _____women.”
- Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: “Thank you your honor _____”
- Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: “That was a rare bird colonel. _____”
- Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: “We could be in Helsinki training track stars and chasing _____women.”
- After Frank Burns tells Col. Potter “Pain is no stranger to me sir,” Hawkeye responds “He’s had _____ his whole life.”
- Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: “Don’t bet on it. I’d be out of here so fast my _____ would have to catch the next plane!”
- When speaking of Radar’s bees, Hawkeye says, “They’re finished… She’s leaning back on one antenna _____.”
- Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: “Just what I need, _____ off of my fingers.”
- Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: “What’s the war coming to? Remember when we first moved here? You could go to bed _____.”
- Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: “I prefer my way of staying in shape. I can bench press _____.”
- Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: “The arm will be as good as new just as long as you don’t try to catch anymore _____ with it.”